A man returns from work, throws himself on his favorite lounge chair, turns on the TV and says to his wife:
-Quickly, bring me a beer before it starts!
His wife looks at him a little surprised, but brings him a beer.
The guy quickly empties the bottle and says:
-Quickly, bring me another beer cause it's about to start!
Annoyed, the wife brings him, however, another beer, murmuring. He finishes the beer and says:
-Will you bring me another beer? It will start at any moment...
His wife no longer resists and shouts:
-You, jerk! You come home, you throw yourself like a pig in the armchair without even saying hello and you wait me to serve you like I was your slave! Isn’t it enough that I'm the one who’s going to work, the one who takes care of the kids, who is cooking, ironing, washing... all day long?
-Ugh, damn it! said the man... it started.