A director goes on a delegation with his secretary. Arrived at the hotel, to save money, they ask for only one room with one bed. They check in and after they are left alone in the room, the director tells the secretary:
-Madam, because I am a man, I will sleep on the floor and you’ll sleep in bed.
-Oh, sir, it is not possible! I insist! We're mature persons, we will sleep in the same bed, you can not sleep on the floor.
-Okay, but you're sure you do not mind, do you?
-No problem. But you should know that I sleep naked.
In the first night the director sweats overly, the second night the same, the third the same, but he did nothing, abstained with all his strength.
When they returned from the delegation, the first thing the director did was to go to a psychologist to ask for a treatment to calm down.
-You see, doctor... I was with my secretary in a delegation and...
After telling him everything that happened, the doctor says:
-Go home and drink five buckets of water.
-Does this have any effect, will this calm me down?
-I don’t know, but that's how much an ox drinks!