The wife stands naked in front of the mirror, looks at herself for a few minutes and then tells her husband, immersed in reading the sports newspaper:
-I find myself absolutely horrible! I'm fat and very wrinkled! You know, now I would really need a compliment...
Raising his eyes from the newspaper for a moment, her husband tells her:
-Well... I think you have a very good eyesight and a critical sense absolutely argued!