Two statues facing each other in an alley. A male and a female, nudes. An angel comes down from heaven and gives them life:
-As a reward you have endured 80 years of cold and heat, without complaining, I give you life for 20 minutes and you can do whatever you want.
The statues descend from the pedestals and flee immediately behind a bush from where giggles and shouts of joy immediately began to be heard. When they return, the angel says:
-I see that you liked it. I'm going to dedicate you another 20 minutes.
Hearing the words of the angel, one of the statues says happily to the other:
-Then, this time we do the opposite! You hold the pigeon and I’ll shit all over him!