Jokes

I am constantly bombarded with emails about penis enlargement. It becomes annoying...

After a fantastic sex episode, two young lovers are lying in bed.

Even though I finally managed to offer my wife multiple orgasms, she is still unhappy.

On their first date, Adam told Eve:

According to statistics, European couples have sex, on average, 2-3 times a week, while Japanese couples 2-3 times a month.

If the person you like prefers another person instead of you, do not bother.

A woman talks with a friend about her husband:
-I told him I'm not going to stay with him any longer and I want to file for divorce, then I went out to calm myself down.

-Oh, Miss, how beautiful you are!
-Unfortunately, I can not say the same about you, sir!

The most widespread eye disease is love at first sight.

He: -My dear, if you, in these times of crisis, would learn to cook, we could fire the cook.