Jokes

-What is the disadvantage of glasses?

The woman up to 20 years old does not know what she wants.

-John!
-Yes, Sir!

-John!
-Yes, Sir!

-Hello. Do you have size zero bras?

The police chief scolds two subordinates, who let the perpetrator go away.
-How did this happen?

-If you don’t mind, I’m looking for the train station.
-I don’t, keep looking!

A woman goes to Confucius:
-Great Wise, I would like to ask you a question. Why a woman who makes love with 10 men is considered to be a wanton, while a man who enjoys 10 women is considered to be a real conqueror?

An old man of about 75 goes to the hospital to do a sperm analysis.

-Mommy, why do brides wear white dresses?