Jokes

A guy enters a brothel, he pays, goes up to the room, sits on a chair and starts masturbating. The chick obviously puzzled, asks him:

A man is caught by his wife while masturbating under the shower.

The most complete food is the penis: it has meat, milk and eggs.

A very sexy blonde has just offered an oral sex to her husband and wants to kiss him.

A sexologist is treating a freshly married young couple.

A guy goes to a brothel and chooses the cheapest of the “offers”. He is guided to a room and being offered a board with a hole in it.

Andropause is way more fun than menopause. When in menopause, women get fat and depressed, while men start flirting with young girls and finally enjoy the tucked away money.

The child at 4 o’clock in the morning walks into the parents’ bedroom and yells:

A guy was always sitting next to a church to beg, with a hat in his hand.

-That’s impressive how the medicine has changed...
-How’s that, grandma?