Jokes

Two men were sitting on a bench. A woman with large breasts passes. One asks the other:

A surgeon visits a beautiful blonde after the surgery:
-Everything is going well...

The wife gets home from shopping and surprised, she finds her husband in bed with a beautiful young woman. Just when she was about to leave the room angrily, her husband shouts:

The wife gets home from shopping and surprised, she finds her husband in bed with a beautiful young woman. Just when she was about to leave the room angrily, her husband shouts:

Two men are talking:
-The first man who gave meaning to the notion of married man, should have been hanged!

The husband comes home and tells his wife, animated by some hope:

The poker game extends until the morning.
-Stop playing these games in our house! shouts the wife.

A guy comes back from a deep 7-month coma. During all this time, his wife stayed by his bedside every single day.

At midnight, a drunk leaning against a fence. A policeman asks him:
-Where are you going?

-There is no doubt, says the doctor. You've been poisoned.