When God created marriage, He promised the woman she would find an ideal man in every corner of the Earth. Then, God made the Earth... round!
Two friends talking:
-What would you do if you knew that tomorrow would be the end of the world?
A woman places an ad in the newspaper:
A young woman, on a plane, returning home from vacation, befriends a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. After a while, talking to the three, she comes to a conclusion that she shares with her new friends:
A man asks his fitness instructor:
My wife told me to urgently look for something to increase my penis.
The husband, all red and sweaty, ironing continuously, asks his wife once again:
For those women saying that all men are the same:
Why are there so few women in politics?
Two friends, talking to each other:
-Why don’t you get married? Are you waiting for the prince “riding” a white Mercedes?