One of the most enjoyable activities practiced with oneself, masturbation, appeared long before the other little guilty pleasures of the ladies: shopping, chocolate consumption and vengeance on their ex-love. Or do you think that the dildos in antiquity discovered by archaeologists were used for food preparation?
Given the popularity and "conveyance" system under which XXX masterpieces are produced, if aliens would come to Earth, they might believe that, after water, air, food, and peace between countries, pornography is an absolutely necessary element in sustaining life on the planet.
Are you watching a porn movie and your fingers seem too frail? Do you have a temperature, but not for medical reasons? Are you looking for the ultimate relaxation after a hectic day of work? Are you dreaming of sex and your male favorite escort will not be “delivered” until tomorrow?
It means that the time has come to free your little friend on batteries from its box. Or to buy it (seriously now, when are you going to do this too?).