After God created Adam and Eve, he said to them:
-I only have two graces left. One of them is the art of peeing while standing and...
-Me!!! Me!!! Me!!! Me!!! I waaaaaaaaant it, please, God, pleease, pleeeease!!!!!! Adam interrupted him immediately. It would make my life a lot easier!
Eve agreed, nodding her head conciliatory, and said that the given “advantage” was not so important to her.
Adam howls of joy, runs through the garden of Eden peeing on every tree or drawing in the air with the golden jet, all kinds of imaginary lines.
God and Eve quietly contemplated the man crazy with happiness. After a while, the woman turned toward the Supreme Creator resigned and asked:
-What's left for me, God?
-The multiple orgasm...