A thief breaks into a house and begins to look for valuables. As he looks into the drawers, he hears a strange voice:
-Jesus is watching you!
He looks a little frightened around, but he does not see anyone. He rushed back to his work, when he hears the same voice again. He looks more attentively in the dark and notices in a corner of the room a huge cage inside which a sympathetic parrot agitates his head:
-I am Moses and Jesus is watching you!
The thief smiled relieved and said mockingly as for himself:
-What imbecile calls his parrot Moses?
-The same imbecile who calls his doberman Jesus.