23-04-2020

23-04-2020

23-04-2020

A man shipwrecks on a desert island and stays there for 10 years. One day, an extremely beautiful girl in a very sexy neoprene suit, swims up to the island...
The man:
-Hey! I am very glad to see you.
The girl:
-It looks like you've been here for a long time. Since when haven’t you smoke a cigarette?
The man:
-For 10 years!
The girl unzips a front pocket of the costume and pulls out a cigarette which she gives to the man.
The man:
-Oh! Thank you so much!
The girl:
-And since when haven’t you had a drink?
The man:
-The same, for 10 years!
The girl unzips another pocket of the costume, a bigger one, and pulls out a bottle of fine whiskey which she gives to the guy.
The man:
-Oooh! Thanks a lot. You are a real fairy!
The girl with a playful glint in her eyes:
-And... Tell me, since when haven’t you seen a naked girl?
The man:
-Oooh, God! Don’t tell me you also have Playboy magazines?!