A lady comes to a Mercedes dealer, aims the most beautiful and exquisite car in the showroom and goes straight to inspect it. As she bends down to feel the smooth leather, a small fart escapes her unexpectedly.
Very embarrassed, she looks worried around to see if anyone noticed that, but when she turns around, a salesman was standing next to her.
With a broad smile, he tells her:
-Hello, can I help you?
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as nothing had happened, she smiles and asks the seller:
-Sir, what is the price of this wonderful vehicle?
The seller, with the same smile...
-Dear Madam, I'm very sorry to tell you, but if you farted only touching the car, I'm afraid you’ll do something more serious... when you’ll hear the price.