Superman was flying over a skyscraper.
At one point, he notices Wonder Woman lying on the roof of a building, with her legs spread apart.
Horny, the superhero stops and thinks: “How beautiful is Wonder Woman! What if I have sex with her? Anyway, I'm too fast to realize what's happened to her!”
Superman goes into action, and after less than a second... Wonder Woman flinched:
-What was that?
-I don’t know! the Invisible Man exclaimed. But my anus hurts badly!