21-03-2020

21-03-2020

21-03-2020

A guy... at the doctor:
-Doctor, my wife keeps cheating on me and I haven’t got any horns yet. Look, everything's as smooth as the palm of my hand...
-Don’t worry, the horn thing is just a saying, it does not really happen.
-Uh, it's such a weight off my mind. I thought I had a lack of calcium...