The wife prepares to fry an egg, just when her husband returns home and starts yelling:
ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! MORE OIL!!! WE NEED MORE OIL!!! IT GETS BURNED!!! TURN IT!!! TURN IT!!! TURN IT!!! COME ON!!! ATTENTION!!! ARE YOU CRAZY? THE OIL IS GOING TO FINISH!!! OH, GOD, SALT!!! DON’T FORGET THE SALT!!!
The wife, already pissed off by her husband’s screams, asks him:
-Why are you yelling like that? Do you think I don’t know how to fry an egg???
The man smiles for a moment and responds calmly:
-This is to give you an idea of how I feel when I drive the car and you sit next to me...