-I enter the house and see my wife naked on the bed, the window open. I look out the window and see a man in shorts, running. I take the nightstand and throw it in his direction.
-It was hot. I took off my clothes, opened the window, and then I saw this beast entering the door and, without saying a word, throws the nightstand out the window.
-I am a sportsman. I run every evening on that route. I turn my head around and see a nightstand flying towards me...
-I don’t even know why I'm here! I was sitting quietly in the nightstand...