07-03-2020

07-03-2020

07-03-2020

A man at the psychologist:
-I came to you with a little problem. I think I have an obsession about sex.
-How so? How does it manifest?
-Well, let me explain. I wake up in the morning, at 5. I feel my wife next to me, I feel the warmth of her body and I just can not help it...
-Very well, this is normal...
-But that’s nothing. At 7 when we wake up, she prepares coffee and if somehow she bends down for something, I cannot help it and...
-But I do not see what...
-Let me finish. As we leave the house to go to work, she kisses me sweet on the lips and then I feel like I can not help it and I take her once more on the hallstand...
-Congratulations, you have a...
-But wait! This is not all. Once I arrive at the office, I take all the secretaries one after the other on the sofa of my office and towards the end of the program I take them once again and after they leave, I also take the cleaning lady. Then I go back home, I see my wife and I can not help it and...
-Forgive me for asking, but since when is this happening?
-Well, frankly, I was planning to start on Monday...