04-02-2020

04-02-2020

04-02-2020

Jack and Betty are celebrating 50 years of marriage.
-Betty, I was wondering, have you ever cheated on me?
-Oh Jack, but why do you ask me such a question now? You do not want to know the answer...
-Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please!
-Well, it happened 3 times.
-Three? And when did it happen?
-Well, remember when you were 35 and you really wanted to start your own business and no bank gave you any loan? Remember that one day the bank president himself came to our house and signed the loan papers without asking any questions?
-Oh, Betty, you did that for me! Now I respect you more than ever! And the second time?
-Well, do you remember that at the last heart attack you needed surgery and the surgeon did not want to touch you? Remember how Professor Damkey came here to operate you personally and then you felt much better?
-I can not believe it! Betty, did you do that for me, to save my life? There’s no other wife like you. That proves to me that you love me very much. I'm grateful to you. And the third time?
-Well, remember that several years ago, when you really wanted to become the president of the golf club, you needed 17 more votes?