27-01-2020

27-01-2020

27-01-2020

A couple in a car, on a winding road.
-Honey, I want to divorce and the reason is your impotence! the wife says, at one point, bluntly.
The man remains calm and speeds up.
-When we divide the goods, I'll take the house, half of the money, the car company you own and the custody of the children to whom, of course, you will have to pay a considerable alimony...
He remains silent, speeding up.
-But you don’t say anything, you don’t want anything?
-I have everything I need now...
-Namely? What do you have and I don’t?
-Airbag and seatbelt!