13-01-2020

13-01-2020

13-01-2020

A woodcutter comes desperately to the hospital with all his fingers chopped away.
Doctor:
-Oh, what happened to you, give me your fingers to put them back right away!
-I don’t have them...
-Whaaaat? You're crazy, you don’t have your fingers?! We are in the 21st century, we have microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques, I could make you as new again... Why didn’t you bring your fingers?
The woodcutter, somewhat embarrassed:
-You know, I didn’t have what to pick them up from the ground with...