A rocker meets in a bar a house music DJ. As they can not get along, they start to fight... until they kill each other.
In Purgatory, Jesus goes to them and asks:
-Did you smoke?
-Did you drink?
-Did you use drugs?
-Did you curse?
-You, Jesus told the DJ, you go to Hell. And you, rocker, you go to Heaven.
The DJ, annoyed, can not control his astonishment and asks irritated:
-Why, Lord?! We both have exactly the same sins!
Jesus looks admiringly to the rocker and replies satisfied:
-Yes, sucker! But he has long hair like me...