25-11-2019

25-11-2019

25-11-2019

An old woman dreams one night that God spoke to her and promised her that she will live another 35 years because she has been very faithful...

The next day, the woman goes to a plastic surgery clinic and orders a facelift, liposuction, breast implants, blond hair, etc.

What more to say, two days later, with the money for the funeral, she looked almost like Pamela Anderson.

The old woman leaves the clinic and does not even walk a hundred meters that she gets hit by a bus.

At the gate of Heaven, the old woman asks nervously:
-Lord, if you promised me another 35 years, why did you call me?
-I'm really sorry, but I did not recognize you anymore...