09-11-2019

09-11-2019

09-11-2019

An old man, somewhat senile, told his grandchildren the story of his youth adventures:
-Well, my dear, when I was younger... I was a fearless hunter, you can not even imagine. I remember that once, on a hunt, at night, suddenly a wild boar appeared in front of my rifle. It was huge, almost like an elephant. Black and with a fierce look that would have frightened anyone, was heading towards me menacingly. But I... I aimed, I pulled the trigger and I shot it down without hesitation. Then I skinned it, cut the back legs as they are the most delicious, I threw one on a shoulder, one on the other...

At that moment, the grandmother enters the room and, after fanning the fire in the chimney, apostrophizes the old man, irritated by the stories so often repeated:
-Save the children from your stupid things! It’s bedtime... come on, do not stay too long. It's already late! Everyone to sleep...

And went slowly toward the kitchen.
-Well, Grandpa... and what happened then? the curious children asked hurrying to find out the end of the story until they are sent to bed.
-Well, where were we?
-You put a leg on one shoulder, one leg on the other...
- Ah, yes! And... I screwed her until she started screaming in pleasure!