A policeman, head of department, goes fishing. After half an hour he catches a goldfish. The fish tells him trembling:
-If you let me go, I will grant you three wishes!
The policeman thinks a bit, then, as the goldfish was a little small anyway, he throws it into the water and shouts:
-If you did not fool me... Here's what I want... When someone stabs me with a knife, nothing happens to me.
-All right, boss, it's done!
-The second wish... When someone shoots me, with any weapon, nothing happens to me.
- All right, it's done!
-The third wish... See that horse grazing in the meadow? I want to have it as big as his.
-It's like done, boss!!!
The next day, at the police station, the chief calls all his subordinates in the meeting room:
-Hey... one of you take a knife and stab me with it!
-We can not do that, boss, they said in a single voice, all surprised.
-That's an order! shouted the section chief.
One of subordinates gets out a knife and stabs the commander in the heart... but not nothing happens to him.
-Wooooooow boss, how strong you are!
- Wait a bit, you have not seen anything yet. One of you, get a gun and shoot me.
-Chief, we really can not do that, exclaimed stupefied all the policemen.
-That's an order!
-I will fire you all!
One of the officers immediately pulled out his gun, closed his eyes and fired in his direction. But... general amazement. The head of the department was still alive and smiling.
-Woooooooooooow boss, how strong you are! shouted enthusiastically all.
-Wait... to see something more!
The boss takes off his pants and says:
-What do you say about that?
-Woooooooooooooooooooow boss, what a vagina you have! Looks like a mare’s one.