A guy walks into a bar, knocks down the counter and addresses to the bartender:
-Nine shots of tequila.
The bartender pours shot after shot, the guy drinks everything.
-God, these are the fastest drunken shots I've ever seen in my life. What's the occasion?
-My first oral...
-Aaaaaaa, then I'll pour one more.
-Dude, what's the point? If after nine shots the taste does not go away...