A guy is enjoying his beer in a bar. Wanting to make conversation, he leans toward the robust woman at his side and says:
-Do you want to hear a great joke about blondes?
With a hoarse voice, she responds:
-Before you start to tell the joke, I think it would be good to clarify some details: I'm blonde, I am 1.80 m, 88 kilos and I'm a Balkan judo champion.
The blonde next to me is also 1.80 m, 78 kilos and she is an aviation officer. The one sitting next to her is 1.83 m, 89 kg, she is a weightlifter and... you already guessed it, she's blonde too. Well, now do you still want to tell us the joke about blondes?
The man takes a few minutes to think.
-Not really, he says. I don’t feel like explaining the joke three times.