Why do some men prefer to have a dog instead of a wife:
1. The later you come home, the greater is the joy of the dog.
2. If, by mistake, you call them by another name, dogs do not make a fuss out of it.
3. Dogs like it when you leave a bunch of things on the floor.
4. The dog's parents never visit you.
5. The dog accepts you have to raise your voice to argue your point of view.
6. You never have to wait for the dog. He is ready, at your disposal, 24 hours a day.
7. The dog finds you funny when you're drunk...
8. The dog loves the hunting and the fishing.
9. A dog will never wake you up in the middle of the night to ask: "If I die, will you ever take another dog?"
10. The dog likes to go in the truck's trailer.
11. The dog allows you to put him on a collar with spikes without considering you a pervert.
12. When your dog feels the smell of another dog on you, he does not get upset, but founds it interesting.
And last but not least:
13. If a dog leaves, he will not take half of what you have earned.
To test this theory:
Lock your dog and your wife for an hour in the garage.
Then unlock the door and see who's happy to see you...