A guy with his mistress in bed... at some point, the doorbell rings.
The mistress, calm, tells him to stay quiet as it was her husband, but she will solve it!
She goes to open the door and says:
-Oh, my love! How good that you came... go and take out the garbage! And she puts the garbage can in his hand. The husband leaves.
The lover dresses and gets down the stairs quietly, saying to himself: "Beautiful and smart, at the same time..."
He gets home, rings the bell, his wife opens:
-Oh, my love! How good that you came! Go and take out the garbage! The guy takes the garbage can, goes down the stairs and, resigned, he says himself: "Ugly and insolent too... "