16-09-2019

16-09-2019

16-09-2019

A guy was sitting on a bar stool, looking very upset. His friend comes and asks:
-What happened to you that you look so bitter?
-Remember that gorgeous girl I told you about last time? The new employed chick in the company?
-Yeah, yeah.
-The one that I only have to look at and have a strong erection.
-And what happened?
-Well, I armed myself with courage and invited her to go out to dinner and at 8 o'clock I was supposed to go to pick her up from home.
-And... and??
-Well, to not scare her from the first evening, I tied my "tool" to my leg... to make sure there would not be seen anything inappropriate through my trousers. And so I went to her house. I rang the doorbell and she appeared in a mini dress with a large neckline.
-And what happened?
-I’ve hit her with my foot in her mouth...