26-08-2019

26-08-2019

26-08-2019

When God created the man, He called him and said:
-Man, I have two news for you: a good one and a bad one.
-God, please tell me the good one first.
-The good news is that when I created you, I have gifted you with two very important organs: the brain and the penis.
- Well, then, God, what's the bad news?
-The bad news is that the blood in your body is somewhat insufficient for the two organs to work simultaneously!