02-08-2019

02-08-2019

02-08-2019

A woman publishes an ad in the dating section: "Looking for a man who will not beat me, who will not leave me and who is good in bed." She gets several calls, but she also gives her address to a guy with a very pleasant voice. When he rings her doorbell, she opens him but... surprise. In front of her is a man in a wheelchair:
-Hi, I'm Bob. I have no hands, so I will not beat you and I have no legs, so I will not leave you.
-And how do I know you're good in bed? asks the woman amused.
-I rang the doorbell, isn’t it?