Jokes

24-01-2020

24-01-2020

-Every time we have a quarrel you manage to stay calm... How do you do that? asks the husband.
-I go and wash the toilet bowl... the wife responds.

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23-01-2020

23-01-2020

This morning, my wife started yelling at me.

She called me asshole, pig, in every way possible. And kept telling me it was all my fault.

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21-01-2020

21-01-2020

-Honey, tell me the truth, do I look fat in these jeans?
-Promise not to get angry if I tell you the truth?

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20-01-2020

20-01-2020

A blonde tells her friend:
-Yesterday evening, my boss came to my house on a visit and... he raped me!

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19-01-2020

19-01-2020

A man decides to have a sex change operation.

After the surgery, the doctor asks how he felt.
-Horrible, the answer comes promptly.
-Did it hurt when I swelled your breasts? asks the doctor.

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16-01-2020

16-01-2020

A lady confesses to the psychologist:
-Doctor, my husband and your wife cheat on us! Let's take revenge... by cheating on them!

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