Jokes

31-03-2020

31-03-2020

A shepherd heads his flock of sheep on a beautiful pasture when, in a cloud of dust, a brand new Jeep Cherokee stops near him. The driver, a young guy wearing a Hugo Boss suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, heads out the window and says:

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30-03-2020

30-03-2020

Pregnant mother asks his 5 year old son:
-What do you want the stork to bring you, a brother or a sister?

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29-03-2020

29-03-2020

I’ve read that tobacco is harmful and... I’ve quit smoking!
I’ve read that alcohol is harmful, and... I’ve quit drinking!

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28-03-2020

28-03-2020

A dwarf goes to the proctologist and lays down on the table. The doctor shoves his hand in his ass, shoves, shoves... seeks... seeks... and at some point he realizes that he no longer can release his arm from the tightness of the anus.

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26-03-2020

26-03-2020

A doctor takes his students on a visit to a hospice. They stop at a room where was a haggard-looking man.

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25-03-2020

25-03-2020

The nurse gets hysterical in the doctor's office:
-Doctor, the patient who just left your office... died in the corridor.

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24-03-2020

24-03-2020

Finally, it turned out that the baby I had been taking care for two weeks was not mine. They said there was some kind of confusion in the hospital.

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