A shepherd heads his flock of sheep on a beautiful pasture when, in a cloud of dust, a brand new Jeep Cherokee stops near him. The driver, a young guy wearing a Hugo Boss suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, heads out the window and says:
Pregnant mother asks his 5 year old son:
-What do you want the stork to bring you, a brother or a sister?
I’ve read that tobacco is harmful and... I’ve quit smoking!
I’ve read that alcohol is harmful, and... I’ve quit drinking!
A dwarf goes to the proctologist and lays down on the table. The doctor shoves his hand in his ass, shoves, shoves... seeks... seeks... and at some point he realizes that he no longer can release his arm from the tightness of the anus.
A skeleton enters the cabinet. The doctor looks at him and says reproachfully:
A doctor takes his students on a visit to a hospice. They stop at a room where was a haggard-looking man.
The nurse gets hysterical in the doctor's office:
-Doctor, the patient who just left your office... died in the corridor.
Finally, it turned out that the baby I had been taking care for two weeks was not mine. They said there was some kind of confusion in the hospital.
God, after creating the man and the woman, admires His work. His first gaze falls on the man:
He and she on a park bench, in a moonlit night.
-A star has fallen, she said. Make a wish.