A woman's life can be divided into three stages:
-Every time we have a quarrel you manage to stay calm... How do you do that? asks the husband.
-I go and wash the toilet bowl... the wife responds.
This morning, my wife started yelling at me.
She called me asshole, pig, in every way possible. And kept telling me it was all my fault.
Many of the unmarried men dream of having a beautiful, intelligent and understanding wife.
-Honey, tell me the truth, do I look fat in these jeans?
-Promise not to get angry if I tell you the truth?
A blonde tells her friend:
-Yesterday evening, my boss came to my house on a visit and... he raped me!
A man decides to have a sex change operation.
After the surgery, the doctor asks how he felt.
-Horrible, the answer comes promptly.
-Did it hurt when I swelled your breasts? asks the doctor.
Marriage proposal by a man:
-Darling, would you be my wife?
All women dream of a gentle and careful lover.
A lady confesses to the psychologist:
-Doctor, my husband and your wife cheat on us! Let's take revenge... by cheating on them!