Top 3 atypical objects for masturbation

Top 3 atypical objects for masturbation

One of the most enjoyable activities practiced with oneself, masturbation, appeared long before the other little guilty pleasures of the ladies: shopping, chocolate consumption and vengeance on their ex-love. Or do you think that the dildos in antiquity discovered by archaeologists were used for food preparation?

At the individual level, practice begins in early childhood. Little girls “touch” themselves in “sensitive” areas for pleasure, appeasement or exploration (without understanding the meaning of their gesture, obviously).

In adolescence, their temptation becomes conscious. And so is the action itself. Studies show that 70% of teenage girls admit that they frequently “caress” their intimate areas. Some commit the gesture with nonchalance, others are embarrassed by their secret habits.

During adulthood too, the world follows freely the obsessive urge of their instincts. The reasons for self-stimulation among adults of all ages are multiple. The background is, however, the same: inner pleasure. There are, of course, also people who go much further, daring to drill deep into the inner unknown, animated by the hope that, this way, they will be able to decipher the greatness of the absolute or the millenary mysteries of the Universe. It is not known exactly if the effort spent in this regard has the expected result, but for some, magic probably works.

Skeptical voices claim that, practiced in excess, this unusual activity causes blindness, gets people stupid or deviates the existential trajectory of an exemplary life to one full of promiscuity, sexual imprudence and damaged wrists. Except for chronic or compulsive cases, self-love does not affect either lucidity, visual acuity or the desire to interact harmoniously with another person. It even rebalances the female “culprit” psychically, physically and emotionally.

In such a context, masturbation has the value of an element that enhances or diversifies the pleasure. Especially because the ladies have the opportunity to do it in the most different ways (romantic, aggressive, spontaneous, planned, superficial, thorough, bold, timid etc.) and with almost any object at their disposal, suitable for its size, thickness, texture or resistance.

It is true that vibrators or fake penises (even of scandalous sizes) are found everywhere, coming to meet any needs or preferences and without costing a fortune. But why not let your imagination produce obscene scenarios? Occasionally at least. Things can always be spiced up with a bit of originality.

Here are some of the atypical objects, good to use instead of the classic sexual accessories:

 

1.-Teddy bears. There is no need to have a strong fetish for plush in order to propel the relationship with your own teddy bear to the next level. The one in which it receives the mission of being something more than a funny “thing” (acting as a taciturn therapist or purely decorative, strategically placed between the pillows).

Beware, not every plush “animal” has the potential to turn into an instrument propitious for self-stimulation. At least one of the “body” parts has to be solid enough to produce pleasure while rubbing it against the vagina. Flabbiness and orgasm are parallel as train tracks.

 

2.-Pillow/blanket. If you have reached the venerable age of 20, 30 or 60 and missed the beneficial power of blankets (no, not that of the cold days when they keep warm like a full hug), try to make up for the lost time. Fold the fabric in the form of a “roll”, get “on all fours” placing it between your legs and then start moving up and down (the intensity of the pressing or the “rhythm” coming by itself). You can change your position and choose another one that is compatible with your mood at that time, the blanket with a pillow (ideal for direct contact with the vagina), individual work with a “team” one (along with a female friend or... even a few).

 

3.-Water jet. Water jet masturbation is perfect when the activity takes place in the bathtub or next to the bidet friendly with such treatments. Of the category of sanitary objects with double utility, the showerhead, that allows the adjustment of the “hotness” flow, is among the most valuable inventions of humanity. Feminists should be eternally grateful for the blessing of being able to experience, during the quarter, half or full hour of their body cleaning, the intense fluid sensations.

 

Bonus: Fruits/vegetables. In the category of “fruits, vegetables and other edible goodies imported into the bedroom” can be found, as intuited, carrots, cucumbers, bananas, chocolate bars, meat specialties “packed” cylindrically (not sliced, of course), as well as bread (the baguettes being “wonderful” in this regard) etc.

Although vaguely popular (people do not usually mix their meals with sex), these objects are very likely to make an impression among “innovators”.

Indeed, it may seem slightly bizarre that, in the middle of a date, you get a cucumber out of your purse or bedside (if you are at home) to insert it gently into your vagina. Someone not used to such eccentricity would be tempted to conclude that vegetables and love reject each other. But it is precisely in the surprise element the reason for adhering to the idea that, in intimacy, there are no limits. There are no recipes. There are no templates. Just as there is no masturbation only for lack of options, just with the dildo or “just for my sake”.

On the contrary, self-pleasuring also delights the viewers (more or less passive), encouraging them to “intervene” at the right moment.

As an experiment, getting out of the comfort zone, accompanied by the inclusion in the erotic repertoire of “session of self-administered euphoria with cucumbers, bananas, wine bottles or even the remote control” is welcome for anyone who embraces the idea of ​​non-conformism.

For a plus of aseptic safety, do not forget that all these “penetrating” objects should be “wrapped” in a condom.

Have fun!