5 criteria for choosing the right vibrator

5 criteria for choosing the right vibrator

Are you watching a porn movie and your fingers seem too frail? Do you have a temperature, but not for medical reasons? Are you looking for the ultimate relaxation after a hectic day of work? Are you dreaming of sex and your male favorite escort will not be “delivered” until tomorrow?

It means that the time has come to free your little friend on batteries from its box. Or to buy it (seriously now, when are you going to do this too?).

If you do not know where to start, the offer being varied with appealing models, enticing shapes and colors, take into account the following criteria meant to ease the task of choosing the ideal vibrator:

1.-Vibrations. Unlike its predecessor, the “traditional” dildo, our contemporary pleasure provider is not just a simple penetrating tool.

The producers, otherwise generous, have thought about everything. That is, about the happiness of the women’s outer zones: the clitoris and the entrance into the magic tunnel called by “pretentious” people... vagina.

So, some enlightened minds have created the vibrations.

Thanks to this feature, the miracle tools cover both internal and external stimulation. The range is therefore complete: clitoris, vagina and the famous G-spot. None of these goes unnoticed in this original love story.

It is exclusive to the woman’s preference how she prioritizes or doses her “touches”.

In case that you prefer external stimulation, focus on products with a spherical or circular shape (whose tiny motor is right at the top of the assembly). For deeper incursions, target the phallic or longer shape (objects designed according to the classic model that has the motor at its base).

2.-Shape. While surfing the websites specialized in the commercialization of products for reaching orgasms, you will see that they have long surpassed the phase of exclusively identifying themselves with a penis and have evolved from all points of view.

No matter how nice traditional vibrators are (by their likeness of the organ worshiped by many female admirers), there is also the possibility of acquiring some curved or rounded, just as interesting and especially useful. It depends, again, on needs and preferences.

It is good to know that classical instruments, shaped like a cylinder, are used for penetration, the curved ones activate the G-spot, while those “rounded” stimulate the clitoris.

This is how many options are available to the ladies in order to satisfy themselves without the contribution of a potent male next to them. Let someone say that women are discriminated!

Sizes also vary significantly.

Important tip: do not underestimate the small-sized “devices”. Do not overlook or exclude them from your personal life.

It is true that the voluminous ones, with a promising circumference, make the heart instantly skip a beat, invoking “thrilling” memories. Unfortunately, these stimulate limited nerve endings. The discrete ones, with a narrow tip, are felt stronger and more intense, spreading the vibrations over a large surface. Not to mention that the ones equipped with a remote control can be used at the office, cafe or why not... in the back seat of a taxi (right in front of everyone's unsuspecting sight).

However, both types are to be tried. Otherwise, how will you know how to make a difference on an informed basis?

3.-Material. Vibrators are made of various materials, each of them excelling in a specific category.

Plastic, for example, offers powerful “tremors” (being good for the times when you want authentic, serious emotions), rubber or silicone objects are flexible and pliable (for when you want to “do it” with originality), while the hard ones (of steel, glass, etc.) “react” to temperature oscillations. It does not even matter anymore, as long as you take into consideration their benefits (those related to the stimulation of some intimate areas).

Whatever your option might be, see that the product is officially warranted for maximum safe functioning. It would be unpleasant to get to the Emergency room with it stuck into your intimate area or to get skin rashes right from its first use (try not to harm yourself at all).

4.-Vibration control. Another feature of these beneficial instruments refers to vibration control (achieved with the help of some discrete buttons attached directly to their surface or by remote control).

Not everyone uses a unique degree of internal/external “tickling”. In addition to that, even during the same self-gratification session, there appears the need for transitioning from a slow pace to a faster one, and vice versa.

The sensations induced by this system range from subtle pulsations (not like those involuntarily associated with the poor performance of a former partner) to fast “deep earthquakes”, capable of realistically give an idea about ​​the true meaning of happiness in life.

Noise, another very important element, must also be considered, along with the fact that rubber and silicone products are slightly more silent, while those of inflexible material make a somewhat strident noise. The situation is, however, bearable, the problems arising when the pleasure-giving device starts to sound like an out of order tractor or a kitchen robot.

5.-Multifunctionality. Whether you are undecided or just indifferent to the prospect of a bedside full of artificial phalluses and similar instruments with a common purpose, do not worry in vain. There are solutions.

In order to support women not tempted to become some kind of porn starlets, with a cabinet full of erotic toys, there was invented the multifunctional vibrator, the super-hero good for everything.

Based on the 3-in-1 principle, there have been designed ribbed models with mushroom-type tip (they ensure both penetration and “caresses” to the surface) or the famous and cute bunny-vibrator ready for action (it stimulates both the clitoris and the vagina: the base satisfies the entrance, while the bunny ears take care of the tiny erectile organ). There are also many other variants that you can discover by yourself.

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Ideal men have not been born yet. Or they were born, but they do not walk freely on the street, exposed to the sight of fierce female predators.

Instead, the ideal vibrator is neither utopian nor hard to find.